What not to say in a meeting...

This gets an honourable mention becasue it was actually said sober, and yet bears all the right characteristics - unbelievably juvenile and immature, bringing looks of astonishment from surrounding adults and chuckles from fellow children. What more could you ask for really.

When asked by the project sponsor, in front of all senior members of the project team, how I thought the project was going:

"It's a bit poopie panties really"

And I sometimes wonder what happened to my career...